Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Game Over

They All Lose

Friday, August 26, 2005

"Hey Battlestar Galactica! Don't you play that game!?"

Answers:
Nathan: No, because it's a TV show.

Scores:
Lyla: 6374723

"_____ should never wear _____"

Answers:
CJ: CJ, Condom
Ken: Me, Elektra Costume
Thomas: Ken, Nothing

Scores:
CJ: 13
Ken: 1337
Thomas: 37

Saturday, December 04, 2004

"If God had wanted man to succeed, he wouldn't have ___."

Answers:
CJ: made urine taste so good
Ken: made the Bible
Thomas: made woman

Scores:
CJ: Urine
Ken: The Bible
Thomas: Woman

Monday, November 22, 2004

Worst Super Power:

Answers:
CJ: Urine Control
Ken: The Power of Cheese
Thomas: Self-Destruction

Scores:
CJ: The Power of Cheese
Ken: Self-Destruction
Thomas: Urine Control

Thursday, September 30, 2004

Your Porn Star Name:

Answers:
CJ: Princess Colon
Ken: Nissan Titan
Thomas: Dirty Sanchez

Scores:
CJ: 1500
Ken: 0
Thomas: 1000

Worst Reason to for People to Unite:

Answers
CJ: There were already stuck together anyway!
Ken: To save us from all of ze money.
Thomas: My upcoming birthday, hint, hint.

Scores:
CJ: 10
Ken: 0
Thomas: 10

Wednesday, September 08, 2004

Sexiest Fictional Character:

Answers:
CJ: Tony the Tiger
Ken: Moonanites
Thomas: My Girlfriend

Scores:
CJ: Fifteen
Ken: Twenty
Thomas: Twenty-Five

Ben & Jerry's Flavor Reject:

Answers:
CJ: The Waffen Saurkraut Swirl
Ken: Adolf's Concentration Delight
Thomas: Ben & Jerry's

Scores:
CJ: 3.1415
Ken: 3.14
Thomas: 3.141592

Worst Excuse for Public Masturbation:

Answers:
CJ: I just got a new penis, I couldn't wait to try it out!
Ken: But... but they're mimes! How can you not!?
Thomas: I was searching for my keys.

Scores:
CJ: A
Ken: B
Thomas: C

Worst Mid-Conversation Sentence to Walk in on:

Answers:
CJ: So there it was, on my chest and steaming fresh.
Ken: So then I said, "Who do you think you are sticking a cock in my
ass? The Queen of France?"
Thomas: Then my huge cock got out and scared all the children!

Scores:
CJ: 123
Ken: 456
Thomas: 789

Worst Way to Refer to the Holocaust:

Answers:
CJ: First Annual Germany BBQ Cookoff
Ken: The BBQ Pot Luck Party
Thomas: Band Camp

Scores:
CJ: 100
Ken: 10
Thomas: 10

Wednesday, August 11, 2004

Best Lubricant:

Answer:
CJ: Hydrochloric Acid
Ken: WD-40
Thomas: Saliva

Scores:
CJ: 3
Ken: 2
Thomas: 1

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